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#1, 055: The United States of Amnesia

                        The Speaker Bows to His King

First and foremost, a confession: I am not a Marxist.  Period. End of confession. Why in the name of erudition am I making this avowal? Because I am about to quote from Karl Marx’s 1852 monograph The 18th Brumaire of Louis Bonaparte: to wit, History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.” Paraphrasing the German Idealist G.W.F. Hegel, Marx’s intention in this essay was to discuss how historical events can echo - but with a lesser, more pathetic quality - the second time they happen. Well, dear reader, we are currently in the throes of a severe and moronic political crisis that affirms just how insightful and dead-bang on were die Herren Marx und Hegel: to wit, when history does repeat itself – as inevitably it shall – it tends to have a lesser, more distressing quality the second time around.

The current political crisis is well-known to a majority of Americans. While the government is shut down, Congress is on permanent holiday; while millions of families are in real danger of malnutrition and having to decide between paying rent or forgoing medical care, POTUS is gearing up to have his DOJ “repay” him $230 million for legal expenses and having his billionaire best buds cough up hundreds of millions of dollars in order to create the largest banquet hall on the planet. And to top it all off, our fearful leader is actually giving serious thought to constructing an Arc de Trump meant to commemorate the nation’s 250th anniversary. 

To make matters worse, whenever questioned about anything going on within the regime, House Speaker Mike Johnson displays a raging case of amnesia. Sun Sentinel opinion writer Pat Beall snarkily summed things up in a recent piece in the following manner: Dinner with the president and his crypto BFFs? “I don’t know anything about the dinner.” Presidential crypto grift? Same. Quatar jet? Shutdown layoffs? GOP police funding cuts? Whatever it was Eric Trump said this week? 

To the best my knowledge - and after extensive research - there are no historic rankings of house Speakers; of who were the best best of the best all the way down to the worst of the worst.  It is, as with most things in the realm of American history, a matter of political weltanschauung (worldview) and partisanship. To my way of thinking, the best of the best was Joseph Gurney Cannon (R. IL) the man known during his speakership as both “Uncle Joe” and “Czar Cannon."  He exercised exceptional control during his 7 years (1903-1910) as Speaker; he effectively had total control over the agenda and debate proceedings of the House.  (n.b. He also chaired the  House Rules Committee).  Eventually, there came a political revolt, led by a small group of Republicans who managed to curb his power. In many ways his experience mirrored the more recent frustrations of far-right Republicans who, during the first Trump Administration, voiced interest in lessening the institutional power of both the speaker and the House itself. Although some could fault Cannon for the dictatorial manner in which he ran the House, he did manage to keep Theodore Roosevelt (whose presidency ranks in the top 10) from eviscerating and castrating the purpose and perquisites of the House . . . the one thing our current Speaker has utterly failed to do. 

Other upper-echelon Speakers include

  • Henry Clay (Whig-KY): “The Great Compromiser,” was a staunchly anti-Jacksonian who eventually became leader of the Whigs . . . who were the liberals of his day and time.  He was the only person  to be elected Speaker during his first term in the House after having previously served two brief terms in the U.S. Senate.  During his 6 non-consecutive terms as Speaker, Clay reshaped the office by actively setting the House’s policy agenda—especially his “American System” of economic expansion, high tariffs, and investments in the nation’s infrastructure—while pursuing more direct political objectives.  He was also the first Speaker to be appointed to a presidential cabinet, servicing as U.S. Secretary of State in the administration of John Quincy Adam.

  • Sam Rayburn (D-TX), who wielded the gavel for a record 17 nonconsecutive years.  He left a permanent legacy; one of the main buildings housing legislative offices adjacent to the Capitol bears his name.  More importantly, he was a master negotiator, credited with raising the prominence of the Democratic party and supporting the budding career of LBJ.

  • Thomas P. “Tip” O’Neill Jr. (D-MA) who, despite being a deeply partisan Democrat, managed to also be a paragon of bipartisanship.  The relationship between the highly-progressive Speaker and the ultra-conservative President Ronald Reagan was a model of what the executive and legislative branches can accomplish when political partisanship takes a backseat to what’s in the best interest of the commonweal.  The two Irishmen often had to walk a fine line between capitulating to a popular conservative POTUS and maintaining his party interests in the midst of the Cold War.

  • Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) Likely the best “wrangler” of votes in the history of the office, the first female Speaker routinely found the proper leverage points to keep party legislators in line, while also trying to secure votes from members of the opposition.  As but one example, during the debate over the Affordable Care Act, Speaker Pelosi helped drive through the deeply debated legislation. The sweeping health care policy passed the House on Nov. 7, 2009, with a vote count of 220 to 215. It needed 218 to pass. Today, she is routinely considered the “worst of the worst” by MAGA Republicans, who, afflicted with amnesia, forget the disasters which were Dennis Hastert (an admitted serial child molester), Newt, John Boehner, Kevin McCarthy, and the current wielder of the gavel Mike “I know nothing” Johnson. Political historians predict that she will be known as one of the most successful Speakers of all time.

                             Lewis Chas. Levin 

Here’s where Marx/Hegel’s nostrum about history repeating itself “first as tragedy, second as farce” comes into play. Or, we can go back even further, to the Biblical book of Ecclesiastes. In that book, Koheleth, the self‑named author, states a profound truth in Chapter 1, Verse 9: "What has been will be, and what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun" Koheleth's verity, which extends to both the political and the religious realm, might well serve as the epitaph for the second Jewish person to serve in Congress, Lewis Charles Levin of Pennsylvania. For the major issue that obsessed Levin and made his brief moment in the political spotlight has resurfaced time and again. In Levin's day, it was called nativism. Toward the end of the nineteenth century it was termed populism. Today it goes under the name MAGA, or, as one current historian calls it, "the cult of national patriotism." The issues Levin raised in his day on the national political stage (roughly 1845-51)  - prayer and Bible in public schools; keeping America free of foreign influence; strengthening moral values; keeping illegal immigrants from coming to America - are once again staples of American politics in the 21st century.

Equal parts crusading moral zealot, paranoid conspiratorialist, and agitating dogmatist, Levin fashioned a barely coherent political philosophy that sought nothing less than "the attainment and preservation of America's `national character.'" As he declared early in his first congressional term in 1845, "I go for everything American in contradistinction to everything foreign." In the end, he proved himself to be remarkably unsuccessful in achieving his aim.  But . . . and this is an enormous ‘but’ . . . he did manage to give rise to a political party known in the mid-19th century as the American Party but ever since as The Know-Nothing Party.”  

From the way Lewis Levin railed against paupers, drunks, Catholics, and those who "had not been sufficiently long in the country to have lost the odor of . . . steerage," one might have taken him for some priggish Backbay snob. Far from it. Although little is known about his antecedents or early life, it is clear that Lewis Charles Levin was the son of Jewish parents. Born in Charleston, South Carolina, on November 10, 1808, Levin spent the first sixteen years growing up in a city that was home to early-nineteenth-century America's largest Jewish population---somewhere between 600 and 700. From his later actions, it is clear that Levin felt like an outsider and tried desperately to escape from his Jewish past. Although there is no concrete evidence that he ever formally converted to another religion, he did become an advocate of Protestantism and married two non‑Jewish women, Anna Hays and Julia Gist.

Levin graduated from South Carolina College (University of South Carolina) in 1824. Infected with wanderlust, he spent the next fifteen years earning a precarious living as an itinerant Christian preacher and teacher, settling variously in Maryland, Kentucky, Louisiana, and Mississippi. Somewhere along the line he read law and was admitted to the bar in several states. In 1839 or 1840, Levin---by now married to Ann Hays of Kentucky---moved to Philadelphia, which, notwithstanding his disaffiliation, was then home to some 1,600 Jews.

In 1842, Lewis Levin purchased a newspaper which he called the Temperance Advocate. For the budding journalist, the subject of temperance was an early passion. His speeches and articles against the evils of drink brought him to the attention of like‑minded souls; in 1843, he was elected president of the Pennsylvania Temperance Society. In this capacity, Levin continued speaking out against drink, the stage, and anything that in his estimation led to the creation of a less puritanical society. Like a Sunday‑school preacher, he distrusted man's natural impulses. Without discipline and self‑control, he feared, American society would collapse beneath the weight of its immorality.

Levin sold the Temperance Advocate in 1843 and purchased a larger paper, the Daily Sun. Now he added the evil of foreign influences to his arsenal. Levin was not alone in disparaging foreigners. In the 1840s, America began playing host to wave after wave of European immigrants. Their arrival served to fan the flames of dislocation, uncertainty, and intolerance. As a result, many Americans, looking for scapegoats to blame for political, fiscal and social dislocation, became attracted to the burgeoning nativist movement. This movement, which would eventually coalesce into a national political party, sought to identify and promote a purely American ethos. Foreigners, particularly Irish Catholics, became easy scapegoats in a highly confusing time. Levin took this antipathy and molded a paranoiac fantasy whereby the monarchs of Europe were plotting to take over America by means of the spiritual influence of the Catholic Church. In an article he wrote in his Daily Sun, Levin claimed that the monarchs of Europe were planning “. . . to people the country with Catholic immigrants, in order to provide for the contingency so patriotically prayed for . . . of our government changing to a monarch - whereby his holiness (the Pope) will have a King ready, sprinkled with holy water, to mount the throne in the name of Catholic liberty! Levin even gave rise to a canard that turned into a conspiracy: that the Pope was secretly digging a tunnel under the Atlantic to attack America!

America has long been a country with a penchant for both amnesia and conspiratorial fears. As the preeminent American historian Page Smith (under whom I studied back in the 1960s) noted in volume IV of his massive A People’s History of the United States: If there is something in the American character especially susceptible to     notions of conspiracy it may stem from incapacity to deal with the       unanticipated and coincidental quality of history itself.  Americans have           been generally inclined to think of themselves as being in control of their individual and collective destinies.  Inexplicable or irrational events, hard       times, or even natural disasters must, it was thought, be capable of   explanation.  Better a shaky conspiracy theory than no explanation at all.  

In 1844, Levin published a broadside entitled A Lecture on Irish Repeal, in Elucidation of the Fallacy of Its Principles and in Proof of Its Pernicious Tendency in the Moral, Religious, and Political Aspects. In it, he attacked both the Irish "Repeal" movement (the fight for the repeal of Ireland's union with England and Scotland) and its leader, Daniel O'Connell. Levin claimed that in establishing Repeal Clubs throughout America, O'Connell and his minions were actually establishing beachheads for an eventual takeover of America by the papacy. Levin uncovered "a nefarious plot to debauch and contaminate the institutions of the United States and to set up a monarchy." His pen dripping with vitriol, Levin concluded that "The Irish Catholic vote is to be organized to overthrow American liberty. The extensive ramifications of Repeal Clubs have suddenly become affiliated societies, to carry out the intentions of His Holiness, the Pope!"

Fueled mainly by the diatribes of journalists, propagandists, and pamphleteers like Levin, the nativist movement continued to grow. In the mid-1840s, a new political faction, variously called the Native American Party, American Republicans, or the Know Nothings, came into existence. Wherever and whenever they held their conventions, violence against Catholics and Catholic churches was sure to follow. The party attracted followers by raising the fear that immigrants posed a concrete threat to the American way of life. When Levin and his cohorts added the issue of Bible in the public schools, their ranks swelled dramatically. One plank of the Native American Party's platform boldly proclaimed: We maintain that the Bible, without note or comment, is not sectarian---that it is the fountain head of morality and all good government and should be used in our public schools as a reading book.

The Bible to which the nativists referred was, of course, the King James (Protestant) version, which, they claimed, the Catholics wanted excluded from the schools. Levin's diatribes to the contrary, this was simply not the case. As one Catholic bishop of the time stated, "I do not object to the use of the Bible provided Catholic children be allowed to use their own version." Levin retorted that the King James Bible was actually a nonsectarian book! He and his nativist allies pushed for what they called "Bible Education"---a program of learning that would inculcate proper moral values and promote Americanism. Underlying all of this was, of course, an implied attack on the Catholic Bible, the Catholic Church, and Catholics in general. Although the nativists attracted numerous followers, their appeal remained largely among a narrow segment of society. With regard to the Catholic versus Protestant Bible issue, one observer of the time wryly noted: "A large majority of the Protestants who fought out the question of reading the Bible in the public schools . . . would not have known the difference between the Protestant and the Catholic Bible if it had been placed in their hands."

 In July, 1844, Levin was indicted by a grand jury for inciting to riot. He made political capital by claiming that he had actually tried to stem the violence which had taken place in Philadelphia's Southwark district; moreover, he claimed, the indictment was part of a "Popish plot." His name prominently before the public, Lewis Charles Levin declared his candidacy on the American Party ticket for Congress from Pennsylvania's First District. During the three‑man campaign, Levin kept hammering away on the "pernicious foreigner" issue. Levin's standard stump‑speech message from 1844 sounds hauntingly familiar even after more than a century and a half: "Unless a remedy be found to impede the influx of foreigners in the United States, the day [will] not be distant when American‑born voters find themselves a minority in their own land." Largely on the strength of this message, and his public notoriety, Levin captured the First District seat. Shortly after his election, he stood trial on the charge of "riot, treason and murder." He was found not guilty.

Levin served three terms in Congress, during which time he became one of the least popular men on Capitol Hill. In speech after speech, Levin subjected his colleagues to rancorous attacks on the Catholic Church. When members of the House challenged him or took him to task, Levin would simply accuse his antagonists of being "paid agents of the Jesuits who hang around this Hall." At one point Levin attempted to win Southern support for the American Party by claiming that the abolitionist movement was inspired by the Pope and his agents! Most Southerners, offended by Levin's bravado and naked political opportunism, turned away in disgust.

 It has long been a truism in Congress that the best way to succeed on Capitol Hill is to make oneself an expert on a single issue or area of interest---farm price supports, foreign policy, defense, etc. For Levin, given his unique political pathology, the area of expertise, not surprisingly, was immigration and naturalization. Levin proposed changing the naturalization law to require a residence period of twenty‑one years in order to qualify for American citizenship. Moreover, he pushed a concept he called federal citizenship, whereby the federal government would be granted the exclusive right to determine qualifications for voting. After a prolonged and rancorous debate, the House concluded that Levin's proposal was unconstitutional; it usurped the clearly enumerated right of the individual states to set voting qualifications. Levin's hatred of immigrants was so great that he opposed a bill setting minimum passenger-space requirements for transatlantic ships bearing newcomers to America. The bill's sponsor, Representative George Rathbun of New York, argued that current overcrowded conditions on the ships were ". . . a revolting spectacle, a disgrace not only to our laws and our country, but to humanity itself." In speaking out against Rathbun's proposal, Levin sarcastically suggested that the legislation be amended to read "A bill to afford additional facilities to the paupers and criminals of Europe to emigrate to the United States." Levin's diatribe notwithstanding, Rathbun's bill passed overwhelmingly.

 Levin and his cohorts attempted to turn their nativist faction into a national political party but met with little success. Levin easily dominated the Native American Party's three national conventions, held in 1845, `46, and `47. The party's demise can largely be blamed on Levin himself. By resolutely demanding that "birth upon the soil be the only requisite for citizenship," Levin caused an irrevocable split among his nativist colleagues. By 1848, the Native American Party was finished as a political force. Levin should have seen the handwriting on the wall. He was easily defeated for reelection to a fourth term in 1850, and returned to Philadelphia, where he took up the practice of law.

In the last years of his life, Levin's tenuous mental makeup got the best of him. He spent at least the last three to four years of his life as a patient in hospitals for the insane in Baltimore and Philadelphia. Lewis Charles Levin died in Philadelphia on March 14, 1860 at age fifty-one, thus ending both a tortured life and a sorry chapter in American political history. Levin was buried in the nondenominational Laurel Hill Cemetery in Philadelphia. His wife, Julia, tried to raise funds for a monument to his memory, but someone connected with the campaign absconded with the funds. To this day, no tombstone graces Levin's final resting place. Julia Gist Levin and Louis Levin (his son) converted to Catholicism in 1880.      

What caused Levin’s party to become nicknamed "The Know-Nothings” was that party leaders ordered its rank-and-file members, when asked by non-members about any and all party doctrine, to say they "knew nothing.”  Despite attempts to resurrect the name and officially run candidates for office, it has never again become a ballot-qualified party. 

Nonetheless, the "amnesiac” defense continues to thrive in MAGA land.  As mentioned in the early paragraphs of this week’s post, Speaker Johnson is the modern embodiment of the I know nothin strategy in American politics.  Me thinks he must have spent his childhood watching reruns of Hogan’s Heroes (to my mind one of the most tasteless sitcoms in all broadcast history) and learned to imitate "Sgt. Schultz” who made I know nothing! the show’s most memorable phrase. (Somewhat hauntingly,  John Banner, the actor who portrayed Schultz, was, in real life  a Viennese Jew who fled Europe shortly after the Anschluss (annexation) of Austria to Nazi Germany.  Another cast member, Robert Clary [who played the character “Cpl. LeBeau) was a French Jew, who as a child, was interred in a Nazi concentration camp.). 

This past Sunday’s edition of Sixty Minutes featured Norah O’Donnell’s extended interview with IT, held at Mar-a-Lago. At one point in the interview, just after POTUS was railing about Joe Biden’s use of an autopen “in order to give pardons” (thus suggesting that, like a puppet, he did not know what he was doing) O’Donnell asked him about last month’s pardon of crypto billionaire Changpeng Zhao (“C.Z.”).  He had pleaded guilty to enabling money laundering in 2023, serving four months in prison and then agreeing to step down as the chief executive of Binance, the crypto exchange he co-founded. His companies have partnered with firms linked to Trump on new digital-currency projects including Dominari Holdings, where his sons sit on the board of advisers and which is based in Trump Tower.

When asked about why he pardoned Zhao even though government prosecutors had sasid he caused “ significant harm to U.S. national security, Felon47, gave an answer that would have caused Lewis Chas. Levin to beam: “I don't know who he is. . . I have no idea who he is,” only that he had been told that the businessman was a victim of a witch hunt by the Biden Administration.  POTUS went on to say, My sons are involved in crypto much more than I-- me. I-- I know very little about it, other than one thing. It's a huge industry. And if we're not gonna be the head of it, China, Japan, or someplace else is. So I am behind it 100%. This man was, in my opinion, from what I was told, this is, you know, a four-month sentence.

The historic Know Nothings did manage to run one candidate for president in the 1856 election.  That man was Millard Fillmore who served as the last Whig POTUS from 1850-1853. Generally ranked by historians as one of the 3 or 4 worst presidents, he came in third, receiving a less-than-resounding 21% of the popular vote - a mere 8 electoral votes - losing the election to Democrat James Buchanan.  

Had he won, America would have been run by a bunch of racist, xenophobic, Bible-thumping reactionary amnesiacs.  Hmmm . . . wonder what that would have been like.

Not really . . .  

Copyright©2025 Kurt Franklin Stone              

#1,054: Tariffs are Not America's Pastime

                                Yamamoto & Ohtani

As I sit here in my library, about to begin writing this blog, I’m wearing one of my L.A. Dodger tee shirts . . . this time a blue one emblazoned with the name OHTANI across the interscapular region. I’m drinking coffee from a blue Dodger mug. Last night, while watching Dodger ace Yoshinobu Yamamoto become the first pitcher to hurl consecutive complete games in a postseason since 2001, I was adorned in a grey L.A. Dodgers: 2024 World Series Champions shirt.  Here in the library, sitting on a ledge just to my right is a bust of Thomas Jefferson and a beautifully framed octagonal photo of silent movie icon Clara Bow. Sitting between them is a plaque proclaiming Dodger Stadium: 2,694 mi.  The plaque, like the tee-shirts and jerseys (which include “Kershaw,” “Betts,” and “Valenzuela” are all courtesy of my slightly-older-sister Riki (Erica).  To be a member of the Stone family means being a fanatical “Bleed Dodger Blue” partisan.  And that we are. . . in spades. 

Throughout the day, and while watching the early innings of last night’s game, part of my brain was going over possible topics for this week’s blog.  Unlike during the presidencies of Obama and Biden, when selecting things to write about wasn’t all that difficult, the era of the Regime presents far, far too many hebdomadal possibilities. Among the subjects I considered were:

  • The $20 (or $40) billion gift to the right-wing, fiscally inept Milei administration in Argentina; of how it would drive a stake through the heart of the American beef industry and only serve to enrich the billionaire hedge fund friends of Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent (himself a former hedge fund manager who once served as chief investment officer at Soros Fund Management [!]) who have been buying up Argentine bonds at an alarming rate.  Those wishing to better understand why the Regime is investing so heavily  in a failing South American economy, I urge you to read Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman’s piece from October 9.

  • Speaking before the press the other day, IT claimed the the federal government owes him ‘a lot of money’ ($230 million) for federal investigations during and after his first term. He further declared himself the arbiter of whether or not his own administration should pay him damages, telling reporters that any such decision “would have to go across my desk”. In a somewhat lighthearted moment proving G-d knows what, he said “It’s interesting, ’cause I’m the one that makes the decision, right?”  The situation has no parallel in American history, as Felon47, a presidential candidate, was pursued by federal law enforcement and eventually won the election, taking over the very government that must now review his claims. It is also the starkest example yet of potential ethical conflicts created by installing the president’s former lawyers atop the Justice Department.  “What a travesty,” said Bennett L. Gershman, an ethics professor at Pace University. “The ethical conflict is just so basic and fundamental, you don’t need a law professor to explain it.”  BTW: IT told the press  he would donate any such funds to charity. “I’m not looking for money,” he told reporters. “I’d give it to charity or something. I would give it to charity, any money.”  All those who believe this, raise your hand.

  • Speaking of lying, our Beloved Pigeon (an historic epithet for Mussolini) announced before he tore down the entire East Wing of the White House in order to build a gilt $300 million, 90,000 square foot ballroom, that it would not interfere with the historic look of the grounds. White House officials then told CBS it was always the case that the East Wing would have to be modernized to enhance security and technology, but that during the planning process, it became apparent that the best option would be to demolish the entirety of the East Wing.  Compare this ballroom to the one at Mar-a-Lago.  ITs ballroom is about 20,000 square feet and seats around 700 people for dinner ,about 1,000 standing.  It’s one of the largest private ballrooms in the country.  According to the most recent reports, the new ballroom will be 90,000 square feet.  That’s more than four times larger than Mar-a-Lago’s, and could hold somewhere around 3,000-4,000 people depending on the setup.  Now mind you, the entire White House itself is only about 55,000 square feet.  Forget the fact that Felon47  claims that he’s getting his billionaire friends to cough up the gelt for all the gilt.  This is history being destroyed.

As last night’s game progressed, I continued pondering what to write about. And then came an ad from up in Toronto . . . the home of the Dodger’s World Series opponent, the Blue Jays.  It dealt with an address former President Ronald Reagan gave back on April 25, 1987 in which he said, “When someone says, ‘Let’s impose tariffs on foreign imports,’ it looks like they’re doing the patriotic thing by protecting American products and jobs. And sometimes for a short while, it works, but only for a short time. . . .High tariffs inevitably lead to retaliation from foreign countries and the triggering of fierce trade wars . . . .Then the worst happens: Markets shrink and collapse, businesses and industries shut down and millions of people lose their jobs.  This so angered IT (who had previously made a friendly bet with Ontario Premier Doug Ford over the outcome of the World Series) that he not only cancelled further trade talks with Canada, but imposed an additional 10% tariff on all Canadian goods.  To add insult to injury, he also called the ad a complete fake: They fraudulently took a big buy ad saying that Ronald Reagan did not like Tariffs, when actually he LOVED TARIFFS FOR OUR COUNTRY, AND ITS NATIONAL SECURITY. . . . Thank you to the Ronald Reagan Foundation for exposing this FRAUD.”

Actually, the Ronald Reagan Foundation (which is located within jogging distance of my sister’s home in Southern California) opened its files and provided an actual video capture of The Gipper’s radio address:


I for one do not believe that Pouter Pigeon ever placed a wager in favor of the Dodgers.  Afterall, they are in Los Angeles, which is in the State of California, which is also home to San Francisco . . . 3 places high on his ‘must take over’ list.  Now, ironically, his pique for the good folks of Toronto is just about as high . . . if not higher.  By running the ad at the end of every game (there are a maximum of 5 to go), Canada is essentially hitting a Grand Slam.  I for one hope they play the ad at the Super Bowl in 2026. And if, G-d forbid, the Blue jays take the World Series crown from the L.A. Dodgers, I somehow doubt IT will be inviting them to the White House. Then too, should the Dodgers win, they will likely refuse the invitation.

Baseball is, without a doubt, America’s Pastime.  Tariffs, swindles, misappropriation of funds, making sure your friends and family add to their personal billions . . . are nobody’s pastime. . .  

. . . Unless you are a member of the inner circle of a malevolent cult; then these things are nothing more than unspeakable sins.

 GO DODGER BLUE!!

 Copyright ©2025 Kurt Franklin Stone

#1,053: Did You Hear the One About the Psychiatrist Who Went to Heaven?

                            Coral Springs:  October 18. 2025

First things first: yesterday Annie, Nurit and I attended a historic, energetic, colorful, and totally peaceful “No Kings” rally along University Drive in downtown Coral Springs.. My guestimate is that there were about 2,500 people along the route, which stretched for about half-a mile, mostly on the east side of the street (the shady side . . . remember, this is sunny South Florida!) The placards, tee-shirts and costumes were about as creative as humanly possible. Altogether, there were people of all ages, colors and languages in attendance, not to mention the hundreds of drivers honking their horns in solidarity. Standing and waiving my two-sided sign, I couldn’t help but remember the first protest rally I ever attended . . . a “No War Toys!” protest held on Santa Monica beach back in the summer of 1964. For many, rallying, protesting and resisting is not for sissies; it is a lifelong obsession.

Many of us attended a similar event back in June, but the months since have seen IT make a truly dizzying array of changes in quick succession. This time, the crowds included a new round of protesters, those who said they were outraged over immigration raids, the deployment of federal troops in cities, government layoffs, steep budget cuts, the chipping away of voting rights, the rollback of vaccine requirements, the reversal on treaties with tribes and the so-called One Big Beautiful Bill. Despite what the White House press office claimed, this turned out to be the single-largest protest rally in American history.

I know that whenever I attend a protest rally (and I’ve been doing it for more than 60 years now), I remember the words of Rabbi Tarfon:

לֹא עָלֶיךָ הַמְּלָאכָה לִגְמוֹר, וְלֹא אַתָּה בֶן חוֹרִין לִבָּטֵל מִמֶּנָּה

It is not your duty to finish the work, but neither are you at liberty to neglect it” (Pirke Avot, 2:16)


Hate to say it, but I don’t think the work will ever be finished.  Over the past 250 years, America has always had a kind of split personality; a bifurcation of both intention and identification, if you will.  Our very Constitution is an attempt to keep that bifurcation - between rich and poor, landowner and landless, “blueblood” and "illegal” - from becoming a chasm  of societal necrosis. It is precisely because of our historic bifurcation that we have a bicameral federal legislature: the House was meant to represent the people; the Senate was a sop to the wealthy.  That is also why we have a tripartite federal setup: legislative, executive and judicial . . . with the legislative coming first. 

                            King Croesus of Lydia

Nonetheless, what’s been going on since a (supposed) billionaire descended on a gold-encrusted elevator back in 2015 to announce that he was running for POTUS is something Adams, Jefferson, Franklin and the rest of the Founders could never have imagined . . . let alone been prescient enough to set up safeguards against . . . to wit, a "leader” who simply doesn’t give a sh-t about anything or anyone but himself.

To the MAGA leader and his family of followers, the U.S. Government is no mere piggybank; it is their personal mint; a tool for making them richer than Croesus, the last king of the ancient Lydian Empire.  What makes things even more deplorable is that he - and his closest followers - are now likening him to both the savior of Christianity and the Almighty coself* (co being my "he/she” pronoun for the Divine). 

Want proof?  Well, just a couple of days ago, POTUS’s son Eric, told podcaster Benny Johnson that we should all thank his dad for " . . . keeping Budweiser trans free, Colin Kaepernick out of the NFL and for 'saving G-d’.”  This is way beyond chutzpah; it is outright blasphemy.  Eric the Egregious actually told the podcaster “We’re saving Christianity.  We’re saving G-d.  We’ve saving (sic) the family unit.  We’re saving this nation.  I mean, DEI is out of the window . . . We have a return to people going to church.”  AAArgh!  

Not to be outdone, just days before the nationwide “No Kings” rallies, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt told Fox News The Democrat Party’s main constituency are made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals. Back in April Leavitt claimed that her boss was behind a ‘spiritual revival’ in the U.S. and helping people move ‘closer to G-d.’ Who in the hell is she referring to?  The man who has spent less time in church than the founder of “American Atheists,” the late Madeline Murray O’Hair?   

Somewhat ironically, during the 4 months between the June 14th and October 18th rallies, I’ve been immersing myself in reading the late novelist Upton Sinclair’s jaw-dropping 11-volume Lanny Budd series . . . an utterly brilliant (though lamentably long-forgotten) work of historic fiction.  Between 1940 and 1953, Sinclair wrote this series of novels featuring a central character named Lanny Budd.  He was the son of an American arms manufacturer who moved in the confidence of world leaders, not simply witnessing events, but often propelling them.  Lanny  has often been characterized as the antithesis of the “Ugly American”: a sophisticated socialite who mingles easily with people from all cultures and socioeconomic classes.  What originally drew me to the series was that it covers western history from WWI through McCarthyism about as well as any textbook could ever hope . . . and yet be totally entertaining.

 Here comes the irony: right now, I am immersed in the 5th volume of the series, Presidential Agent, in which Lanny becomes a secret agent in the employ of President Franklin D. Roosevelt. Upon meeting FDR, we listen in as the great man tries to impress Lanny with just how terribly busy he is . . . and what his enemies say about him.  I am supposed to be drunk all the time, and in spite of my physical deficiencies I maintain a large harem.  Lanny responds by saying;

               Presidential Agent (1944)

Have you heard the one about the psychiatrist who died and went to heaven and was invited to psychoanalyse G-d? 

FDR: No.  Has that something to do with me?

Lanny: St. Peter explained that G-d was suffering from delusions of grandeur . . . He thought  He was Franklin D. Roosevelt!

The president threw back his head and laughed heartily; he put his soul into his enjoyment of a joke, and it was a good thing to hear.  Lanny remembered that Abraham Lincoln had sought the same kind of relief from too many burdens. . .

From what I’ve learned through research, this was actually a well-known joke in 1936 . . . after FDR won a second term, beating the pants off of Kansas Governor Alf Landon 60.8%-36.5% (523 electoral votes to a mere 8).  Considering those who are touting the Beloved Pouter Pidgeon as the true Savior, the satiric bot mot still works rather well.  

Make no mistake about it: FELON#47 is neither the savior nor the  redeemer . . . let alone a leader of a country.  What he is  is the leader of a cult; a man suffering from unmistakable mental deficits and an ego thinner than tissue paper.  That so many of his followers believe every word he says - or remain mum in the face of what they know to be his many shortcomings - is traitorous . . . to say the least.

NO, G-d Almighty does not want to be IT; what Co wants - or demands - is for all of us to be patriots, and thus  fearlessly live up to the rights and responsibilities of American citizenship . . . which includes voting, rallying and resisting autocracy.    

Rabbi Tarfon spoke the absolute truth:

It is not your duty to finish the work, but neither are you at liberty to neglect it."

Copyright©2025 Kurt Franklin Stone

#1,043: Misreading the Bard of Avon

                   Wm. Shakespeare: The Bard of Avon

 

It’s simply amazing how many epochal, history-making events can pile up when you stay away from the news for a single week - a mere 168 hours. First and foremost, there was that horrific storm surge that took the lives of oh so many children, along with their parents and camp counselors in a tiny Texas county, not to be overshadowed by the boorish, nonsensical response from Felon47 . . . praising state leaders for their heroic efforts, all the while telling the nation that no one could have predicted a “once-in-a-thousand-year storm.” (n.b. Yes, I know, it now seems that we suffer through a “once-in-a-thousand-year storm” about twice a year.)

Next came the meeting of two world leaders (‘47 and Netanyahu), the latter of whom gave his full-throated endorsement of the former, for the Nobel Peace Prize. Upon hearing this, my morning tea literally started dripping from my nose.  I mean, ANYONE nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize by Bibi Netanyahu has got to have a snowball’s chance in Hades of winning.  (President T, I would remind you that only 4 of the Nation’s Chief Executives have ever won that award, and despite what you may think of yourself and your actions, you are neither Theodore Roosevelt nor Woodrow Wilson, Jimmy Carter nor Barak Obama.  Can we get a bit of agreement on that salient point?)

Things were so bad during this past week  when I  was paying attention to nothing but my wife’s cardiac surgery that even my beloved Dodgers went on a 7-game losing streak . . . their longest since 2017.  C’mon guys you really didn’t have to do that.  I mean, getting outscored 52-17 over the 7 games, including an 18-1 drubbing by the Houston Astros?  And at Dodger Stadium in front of more than 50,000 fans?   

Getting back to the news I missed,  there was also

  •  IT turning on President Putin for being a bully (in other words, finally realizing that the Russian dictator has long considered him to be nothing more than a “useful fool”);

  • The utter idiocy of Secretaries Noem and Hegseth, both of whom should find a hallowed spot in the Guinness Book of World Records;  

  • The now-you-see-it-now-you-don’t rise and fall of tariffs against our supposed friends;

  • Threatening a 35 percent tariff on many goods from Canada, in part because of the country’s role in allowing the flow of fentanyl into the United States. (FACT: Canada makes up just 0.2% of US border fentanyl seizures.)

  • The number of lower court judges who have ruled against the regime on every move under the sun ranging from POTUS’ right to singlehandedly eliminate “birthright citizenship” to using ICE to pick up people of color and jail them without any due process;   

  • The DOJ’s move to sit on (and utterly deny) the -called “Epstein Files,” which would implicate IT (and a swarm of very, very famous, salacious men) in sex trafficking and having a grand  and finally,

  • SCOTUS inoculating POTUS with a legal shield that makes Pumpkin Punim all but immune to any FEDERAL legal charge(s).

It’s this last issue - SOCTUS’ voting 6-3 (so what else is new?) to indemnify their all-time favorite tyrant from any legal trouble - that brings to mind perhaps the best-known (and least understood) line from Shakespeare’s 38 plays, 154 sonnets and 3 long narrative poems . . . this one  coming from Henry VI, Part II, Act 4, Scene 2 . . . where one of the enemies of King Henry, Jack Cade, is told by one “Dick the Butcher” that the solution to all their problems is “The first thing we must do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”  

I cannot tell you how many times I have read or heard people quote this verse without know either:

  • Its source of origin, or

  • What Shakespeare is doing his very best to say.  Is he really, truly in favor of rubbing out all lawyers . . . or is he being ironic . . . or is it something that few people get?

             The Family’s Avon Edition of Shakespeare (1878)

Before we get into Henry VI, Part 11 and what that famous line of Dick the Butcher means in terms of today’s politics, a bit of transparency: while I am not what you would call a Shakespearean scholar, the Bard has been a  part of our family’s life for several generations.  In each generation, one member of the Hyman/Kagan/Schimberg/Stone clan is given the honor of holding on to (and reading) our family’s one-volume Avon Edition of the Complete Works of Shakespeare.  It has been in the family for precisely 147 years.  I received the honor of holding on to it a little over 40 years ago.  And so, while I can claim to have read much of what the Bard of Avon wrote, taken numerous classes, seen quite a few stage productions, and screened what I consider to be the best of his filmed works for my students, I am nothing more than an extremely avid amateur.   

 The context in which Dick the butcher utters this most famous (or infamous) of all Shakespearean phrases is key to understanding its true meaning. And there still are several possible readings.

This is where the quote lies, in dialogue:

JACK CADE: Valiant I am.

SMITH [aside]: A must needs; for beggary is valiant.

JACK CADE: I am able to endure much.

DICK [aside]: No question of that; for I have seen him whipp’d three market-days together.

JACK CADE: I fear neither sword nor fire.

SMITH [aside]: He need not fear the sword; for his coat is of proof.

DICK [aside]: But methinks he should stand in fear of fire, being burnt i’ th’ hand for stealing of sheep.

JACK CADE: Be brave, then; for your captain is brave, and vows reformation. There shall be in England seven half-penny loaves sold for a penny: the three-hoop’d pot shall have ten hoops; and I will make it felony to drink small beer: all the realm shall be in common; and in Cheapside shall my palfrey go to grass: and when I am king,– as king I will be,–

ALL. God save your majesty!

JACK CADE: I thank you, good people:– there shall be no money; all shall eat and drink on my score; and I will apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree like brothers, and worship me their lord.

DICK: The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.

                  Jack Cade and Dick the Butcher (The BBC)

Dick is a villainous character—he is a large, threatening murderer, and he is also the right-hand-man of Jack Cade, who is leading a rebellion against King Henry. Cade and Dick are aggressively anti-intellectual; they kill anyone who can read and burn all the books and documents they encounter. They know that they’ll be able to take over an ignorant population with greater ease than one where everyone understands their rights.

One reading of this strange quote suggests, therefore, that society could not exist in a state of fairness and peace without the protectiveness of both the law and its staunch guardians. Dick is suggesting that, in order for their coup to prevail, they must eradicate society of the very defenders of justice who could both stop the revolt he intends to help spur, and then remove the power he hopes to grab for Cade. Understood in this way, Dick the Butcher is a combined Stephen MIller/Pam Bondi to Jack Cade’s IT.  Cade is so warped that when his personal thug (Dick the Butcher) rapes a Sergeant’s wife, and the Sergeant reports it to Cade, Cade orders the Butcher to kill the Sergeant as well. This is one bloodthirsty dude.

All this suggests that when the Bard puts the words “. . . let’s kill all the lawyers” in the mouth of Dick the Butcher, Shakespeare is actually representing lawyers as the most fundamental defense against the grossest manifestations of power-hungry antics wrought by the scum of humanity.

Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens actually shared this reading of the line, even analyzing it in a 1985 decision: “As a careful reading of that text will reveal, Shakespeare insightfully realized that disposing of lawyers is a step in the direction of a totalitarian form of government.”

But, as scholar Daniel Kornstein notes in his book Kill all the Lawyers: Shakespeare’s Legal Appeal, this quote could also have been a class-focused criticism of lawyers, a group of professionals committed to securing the interests of the wealthy. Cade is a laborer and longs to overthrow the oppressive upper-classes, and Dick recognizes that lawyers stand in their way.  This is a far more obvious (though IMHO incorrect) interpretation of what Shakespeare had in mind.  

It turns out that “Let’s kill all the lawyers” is a terribly convoluted phrase that (somehow always) refers to the importance of maintaining a fair rule of law that protects the people. But whether lawyers are mere symbols for evil or good is almost irrelevant; the most important thing about this quote is the upholding of a fair and just legal system, itself. Today many are striding (while others are goosestepping) down a perilous pathway in which lawyers can be protectors of justice and enemies of both anarchy and autocracy one moment, then protectors of the hyper-wealthy and enemies of both democracy and the entire legal system itself the next.  It is all so damnably difficult to understand.  Honesty, empathy and civility are in short - or near nonexistent - supply. A misguided sense of fealty has made voiceless,  irresolute cowards of far too many.    

After taking a week off from the news to attend to my wife’s health, I am also reminded of another Shakespearean character:  Ariel, the free spirit in Shakespeare’s The Tempest, who famously said, Hell is empty and all the devils are here.”

Nonetheless, as we say in Hebrew, גם זה יעבוֹר (gahm zeh ya-ah-vore), meaning “This too shall pass.”  It is said when times are terribly difficult and filled with anxiety. And we mean it. Interestingly, however, it is also said when things are going swimmingly.  It proclaims a balance; nothing lasts forever. Make no mistake about it: this evil era will one day pass; when, no one knows.  But we can help make it happen not by “killing all the lawyers,” as Dick the Butcher would have it, but rather by girding ourselves with greater civility, empathy and inner strength.  And by keeping our mouths open . . .   

For those who want to express themselves, this coming Thursday, July 17, 2025, there will be nationwide protests. If you would like to join in the fight to uphold the Constitution and end executive overreach (and perhaps make the TACO and his gang squirm and shiver, go to FiftyFifty One and find where the closest protest to your home, school, or work will be happening.

Good Trouble Lives On!

Copyright©2025 Kurt Franklin Stone

#1,042: Falsus in Uno, Falsus in Omnibus

                     The “Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse” 

The Latin expression falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus is a vintage legal principle found mostly in English common law. Literally translated as “false in one thing, false in everything,” it was long the basis for a trial strategy which held that if a witness or defendant was found to have been untruthful about one part of their testimony, the reliability of their entire testimony could then be called into question. In a sense,  falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus sums up in just 6 words what Aesop’s fable “The Boy (or Shepherd) Who Cried Wolf” was getting at.  (n.b. Many contemporary jurisdictions have abandoned the principle as a formal rule of evidence, applying instead the rule as “permissible inference that the jury may or may not draw.”  So far as I know, the last time falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus was applied in a major case was back  in 1995 in The People of the State of California v. Orenthal James  [O.J.] Simpson, where Judge Lance Ito instructed the jury that a “witness who is willfully false in one material part of his or her testimony is to be distrusted in others.”)

Despite the paragraph above, this post is not about the history of common law, Latin phraseology, or the O.J. Simpson case.  Rather, it seeks to explore the world’s leading epitomization of falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus: the 47th POTUS.  While a heck of a lot of the American public is effusively praising him for Saturday night’s pinpoint Operation Midnight Hammer bombing raid on Iran’s 3 major nuclear facilities (Isfahan, Natanz and Fordo), there are just as many Americans (both Jewish and non-Jewish) who are asking Why now?, What’s next?, Is there an exit strategy? and What role did/does political optics play in the attack?  

The main target of the bombing operation was the Fordo nuclear site, which is located roughly 300 feet under a mountain about 100 miles south of Tehran. It's a move that Israel has been lobbying the U.S. to carry out for quite some time, given that only the U.S. has the kind of powerful "bunker buster" bombs capable of reaching the site. Known as the GBU-57 MOP (Massive Ordnance Penetrator), the bomb can only be transported by one specific U.S. warplane, the B-2 stealth bomber, due to its (i.e. the MOP’s) immense 30,000 pound weight. In his address to the nation announcing the operation, It was accompanied by the V.P, the Sec. of State and the Sec. of Defense.  Chillingly, not a single member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff were present . . . a clear indication that political optics were more important than strategic concerns.  He also called the operation a "spectacular military success” and claimed that Iran’s nuclear capability “has been obliterated.”  I may not know sprat about military tactics or weaponry; what I do know is that it is virtually impossible to make such a robust judgment within a matter of hours.  We have every right to be dubious.  Remember, falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus.  

Not only did POTUS give his patented “thumbs up” to the mission; he did so without consulting Congress.  I guess he isn’t aware (or even worse, care) that there’s been a War Powers Act on the books for the past half century.  This resolution, passed by congress in 1973, limits POTUS’s ability to initiate or escalate military actions abroad. As part of our system of governmental “checks and balances,” the law aims to check the executive branch’s power when committing U.S. military forces to an armed conflict without the consent of the U.S. Congress.  Already, some lawmakers in both parties are questioning the legality of the mission.  Remember back in late 2024 when IT  repeatedly claimed that if Kamala Harris were to win the election, that she’d get the U.S. embroiled in a war within a year?  Well, he managed to do it within 6 months. One Republican House member, Kentuckian Thomas Massie, responded to POTUS’s announcement of the strikes in 4 words: “This is not Constitutional.”  Massie also introduced a bipartisan resolution seeking to block U.S. military action against Iran “unless explicitly authorized by a declaration of war or specific authorization for use of military force against Iran” passed by Congress.  ITs response?  “[Rep. Massie is] a lazy, grandstanding nonproductive” politician. 

In a penetrating response to the president’s action, Atlantic columnist (and former Bush 43 speechwriter) David Frum   noted: Trump did the right thing, but he did that right thing in the wrongest [sic] possible way: without Congress, without competent leadership in place to defend the United States against terrorism, and while waging a culture war at home against half the nation. Trump has not put U.S. boots on the ground to fight Iran, but he has put U.S. troops on the ground for an uninvited military occupation of California.

While ITs air attack on Iran’s nuclear facilities may have been, from a strategic point of view, both flawless and precise, it leaves one feeling “we’ve all seen this before.”  One up-and-coming political influencer,  Glee Violette, noted in a recent online post: “When Kamala Harris roared on the scene, and Trump's campaign flagged, he had a ‘miraculous‘ incident, thanks to God himself. But it was only miraculous for HIM. A fan of his died. A family was destroyed. . . Still, later in the campaign there was a second such incident. Inside his own golf course. The only real result of this was that the head of Trump's Secret Service detail, who had total control of BOTH venues, and who should have been fired for gross incompetence, was instead promoted to head the entire Secret Service for Trump after his inauguration.”

In other words, when things start swirling around Felon47’s toilet bowl, he and his puppet masters do everything in their power to turn public attention away from reality. Think about it: in the week just prior to Operation Midnight Hammer, ITs reputation and polling numbers started swirling and spiraling downward. His birthday parade was shunned and shamed and he ended up looking ridiculous. Meanwhile millions upon millions of Americans gathered in places both metropolitan and rural for peaceful “NO KINGS DAY” protests. If that wasn't bad enough, two days later he got shut down at the G7, and his exit, rather than looking like a show of strength, looked like a childish tantrum.

He immediately went on the defensive, huffing that he had left the G7 because he was NEEDED back in Washington. He had something even BIGGER than the Mideast crisis to deal with. “This is not about IRAN”, he said. “Much much BIGGER. Wait until you hear about it!” And so, the next day he had contractors erect two HUGE flagpoles on the South White House lawn, thereby making helicopter take-offs and landings next to impossible. When he was reminded that by law, no American flag can be flown after dark unless it has a source of electric light, it made him even more of a laughingstock. Then he - who had run in 2024 pledging to never get America in to a war - announced that he would make a decision as to what our response would be to Israel’s air attack on Iran within 2 weeks. instead, it took him all of 2 days. I guess this means that he’s as bad at math as he is at telling the truth. Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus.

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it is now more than 2 1/2 hours since I wrote the words falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus.  During that time I took my daily walk where I attempt to take no less than 10,000 steps.  Mission accomplished.  Upon returning, toweling down and chugging a bottle of Gator-Aid (grape is my favorite) I, like you, learned that POTUS had gone on TV to announce a “complete and total” ceasefire between Israel and Iran. I myself am fascinated - though not overly surprised - that POTUS’s announcement caught his own top officials off guard.  He really wants to have the world see him as the second coming of Theodore Roosevelt, who was awarded the Nobel Prize for Peace in 1906, for having negotiated peace in the Russo-Japanese war in 1904-5.  Sir, there’s a big difference: Theodore Rex worked hand-in-glove with his State Department; he wasn’t a one-man show.  The only thing you have in common is that both of you were born in New York State.

As good and hopeful as this truce sounds - and I for one pray that IT is telling something resembling the truth - I am adopting a "wait and see” attitude.  Middle East politics, especially when it involves such powerhouses as Israel and Iran, isn’t a feel-good movie with a requisite happy ending.  It isn’t some treacly comedy plotted by the likes of a Neil Simon or Mel Brooks; rather it is more akin to the convoluted, absolute absurdism of a Luigi Pirandello, Samuel Beckett or Eugène Ionesco.  While we can - and likely should - applaud the possibility of this ceasefire, we should, at the same time, be painfully aware of what diplomacy is: the process and practice of communication and negotiation between actors in the international system with the aim of achieving their goals and resolving their historic conflicts, disputes and utter lack of mutual trust. Let’s face it: DJT ain’t no T.R.; Bibi Netanyahu ain’t no Itzhak Rabin.   

The U.S. will not - and likely cannot - be totally honest and impartial brokers in the diplomatic process between Israel and Iran.  Remember: IT, in one of his first acts during his first term, formally (and loudly) withdrew the United States from the Iran nuclear deal (a.k.a. the “Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action”) in May, 2018.  In announcing his decision to end U.S. participation in the deal, the White House Press Office quoted him as saying “The Iran Deal was one of the worst and most one-sided transactions the United States has ever entered into.”  How’s that for a hyperbolic statement?

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It is now Tuesday morning, June 24.  I decided to wait another several hours until continuing this essay, so I could be as up-to-the-minute as possible.  Right now I feel like a sportswriter attempting to write about a tennis match that’s in progress; the height of futility. Overnight the “truce” between Israel and Iran proved to be extremely fragile. In the hours before the cease fire was to go into effect, Tehran  was pounded by the most intense and sustained airstrikes since the war began 11 days ago.  Close to sunrise, the attacks came to an end, according to four residents in different parts of the city. POTUS responded by lashing out sharply, criticizing Israel for firing on Iran “right after we made the deal” and said that the two adversaries didn’t know what they were doing.  In his late-night communication with the White House, Israeli PM Netanyahu’s office said that Iran had fired missiles after the cease-fire took effect.  In a Truth Social post, IT said that Israel “is not going to attack Iran” and that “all planes will turn around and head home.”

And so it goes.

The world waits, watches and prays.  If the cease fire holds, I will be happy to give Pumpkin Punim his props.  But . . . and it’s a big but . . . the proof of its efficacy won’t be known for decades . . . or until the I.A.E.A. can send in a team of inspectors to do a comprehensive assessment of Iran’s nuclear program and determine what it has done with all its fissionable material. 

I just hope we will be alive to sing Oseh Shalom bimromav with conviction and glee . . . 

 Copyright©2025 Kurt Franklin Stone

#1,040: The "Best and Brightest" Are Now "The Bottom of the Barrel"

                 Lt. (J.G.) Harvey Milk (1930-1978)

There is no absolute certainty as to where the expression “the best and brightest” comes from. Most sources believe it was originated by the former Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara (1916-2009) who served under presidents John F. Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson at the height of the Cold War. Prior to his 7+ years (1961-1968) as head of DOD, McNamara worked for the Ford Motor Company, eventually becoming the first president from outside the Ford Family since its initial leader, John S. Gray, in 1903. When McNamara took over as chief of production at Ford, he created a staff of whiz kids who shook up what was then a dying corporation with modern business and analytical methods.  He then brought many of these young people (among whom were Harold Brown [himself a future Sec. of Defense], Adam Yarmolinsky and Wiiiam Kaufman)  into government.  

McNamara used the phrase “best and brightest” when talking about his tenure at Ford in the 2004 Oscar winning documentary The Fog of War The phrase became a pejorative because of David Halberstam’s 1993 book of that title, which detailed how the best and brightest nonetheless got us into the quagmire of Viet Nam. Sadly, after that book, the phrase was mostly used ironically . . . or sarcastically. (n.b. It has long been my belief that the phrase goes back to best of all British comic novelists, author P.G. Wodehouse, in his 1921 wheeze, Jeeves in the Springtime.  I for one still use the term in its non-sarcastic Kennedy-era meaning . . . indicating the most capable people to work with.”

Which gets us to the current era.

One will recall that during the presidential campaign of 2016, Pumpkin Punim repeatedly boasted that if elected, he’d “surround myself only with the best and most serious people” - adding; “We want top-of-the-line professionals.”  We know how that solemn oath turned out: during his first 18 months of his presidency, myriad members of his cabinet and senior staff departed - often under suspicious circumstances (remember Paul Manafort, General Flynn and Carter Page?).  Less than 2 years after taking his first oath of office, nearly half of ITs cabinet and close advisors had either resigned or been fired . . . leaving in their wake a panel of “acting” secretaries who did not require Senate approval. 

 His second term can easily be summed up by a silly line from Herman’s Hermit’s 1965 smash hit I’m Henry the Eighth I Am (which, unbelievably, dislodged the Stone’s I Can’t Get No Satisfaction from the top of the billboard chart):  Second verse, same as the first. . .

 Felon 47’s second cabinet is, if anything, even more incompetent and less reflective of the American public than the first. The tie that binds them together is neither prior governmental experience nor the urge to serve; rather, it is lucre and loyalty . . . and ofttimes, a link to Fox News.  Unlike JFK’s and LBJ’s “best and brightest” these men and women are the bottom of the barrel. Just consider that:

  • His initial pick for Attorney General, then-Florida Representative Matt Gaetz, withdrew his name from consideration after facing intense scrutiny of allegations of sexual misconduct and illicit drug use. in late May, the disgraced Gaetz said he was considering a run for Governor of Florida.

  • David Richardson, the person named to head FEMA baffled his staff after admitting he had not been aware the country has a hurricane season. Richardson, who has no disaster response experience made this comment on the second day of hurricane season. Before joining FEMA he was assistant secretary of DHS’ (Department of Homeland Security) office for countering weapons of mass destruction, which has told staff he will continue to lead.

  • The DHS secretary, former South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem botched a question about habeas corpus - the legal right, guaranteed in the constitution, that allows people detained by the government to challenge their detention. I. Testifying during a recent Senate hearing, she claimed habeas corpus was the president’s “constitutional right” to deport people.

  • While discussing artificial intelligence, Education Secretary Linda McMahon referred to it as “A1” - like the popular steak sauce.  Speaking at a summit hosted by Silicon Valley investors,  the learned Secretary (who is a former professional wrestling promotor), said “I wish I could remember the source, but there’s a school system that’s going to start making sure that first graders or even pre-Ks have A1 teaching every year starting that far down in the grades.”  More recently, when asked by Representative Summer Lee (D-PA) “Would it be ‘illegal DEI’ for a lesson plan on the Tulsa Race Massacre?” was, responded that she intends to “look into it more.”  

  • Its Social Security Commissioner, Frank Bisignano, a Wall Street billionaire, told his staff that he didn’t even know that Social Security had a commissioner, and had to Google the job when he was offered it.

  • Sean Duffy, a former MTV reality television star (Road Rules: All Stars) and now the new head of the Dept. of Transportation won’t let his wife fly in or out of the Newark Airport due to safety concerns.

  • Thomas Fugate, a 22-year old former grocery clerk with zero government experience of any kind, was tapped to be the head of an $18 million terror prevention team, replacing William Braniff a U.S. Army veteran with more than two decades of national security experience and  the former Director of the Center for Prevention Programs and Partnerships (CP3) within DHS.  CP3 staffers have expressed shock at how little Fugate knows about the basics of his role and likened meetings with him to “career counseling.”

  • HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Need we say more? And last but certainly not least,

  • Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth, who is a drunk who knowingly texted war plans and emailed them to his family and friends.  Hegseth is a graduate of Princeton (class of 2003) who became a frequent contributor to The Princeton Tory, the school’s conservative newspaper. For a time he served as publisher, and he was responsible for articles that, as he wrote, “strive to defend the pillars of Western civilization against the distractions of diversity.” Among these pieces, which stirred controversy at Princeton, was an editorial he cowrote that declared that “the homosexual lifestyle is abnormal and immoral.”  In other editorials he criticized Halle Berry for accepting the Academy Award for Best Actress for her performance in Monster's Ball (2001) "on behalf of an entire race", and The New York Times for announcing that it would print gay marriage announcements, arguing that it would justify publishing marriage announcements for incestuous, zoophilic, and pedophilic relationships.

                   The USNS Harvey Milk

After his military service (during which he was a guard at the Guantanamo Detention Center in Cuba, and worked as a civil affairs officer first in Baghdad, then in Samarra), Hegseth returned to his native Minnesota, ran unsuccessfully for the United States Senate, ran a political PAC, and then  spent 10 years (2014-2024) as a regular commentator and presenter for Fox News.  In his inaugural press release after being approved by the senate, the secretary stated his goals and philosophy: “We will revive the warrior ethos and restore trust in our military.  We are American military warriors.”  Just recently, grafting this military modus operandi onto his abject phobia of anything smacking of DEI (and anything gay), he announced that he was stripping the name Harvey Milk (a Korean War veteran and the first openly gay man to win elected office in the United States), off of a USNS (United States Naval Ship) . . . a highly unusual and deeply disturbing act.  And, to make things even worse, Hegseth added a hateful exclamation point to his homophobic deed by making his announcement on the first day of “Pride Month”, the monthlong observance of the LGBTQ+ community.  

There is no timeline for the renaming or what new name the ship (a fleet replenishment oiler) will be. The Navy referred all comments to SECDEF Hegseth’s office, which provided a brief written statement: "Secretary Hegseth is committed to ensuring that the names attached to all DOD installations and assets are reflective of the Commander-in-Chief's priorities, our nation's history, and the warrior ethos. Any potential renaming(s) will be announced after internal reviews are complete."  Moreover, officials at the DOD say that other ships under review for possible name changes include:

  • USNS Thurgood Marshall (the first African American to serve on the Supreme Court);

  • USNS Ruth Bader Ginsburg (named after the late Supreme Court Justice, the first Jewish woman on the court;

  • USNS Harriet Tubman, named for the woman who helped slaves escape to freedom in the 19th century;

  • USNS Delores Huerta and USNS Cesar Chavez, both Hispanic labor leaders;

  • USNS Lucy Stone, a 19th century suffragette and

  • USNS Medgar Evers, a 1960s-era civil rights leader who, like Harvey Milk, was assassinated.    

 The above are all John Lewis-class ships, meant to be named after civil rights leaders and activist icons.  The lead ship in the group is named after the noted American politician and civil rights leader.  

In essence what SECDEF Hegseth and his Command-in-Chief have done is to offer a one-finger salute to the LGBTQ+ community.  It’s all part of a larger effort to whitewash the accomplishments and arguably, the humanity of women and minorities in the U.S. Military . . . and American life itself.  

If you are concerned . . . or weary . . . or frightened by all the totalitarian dreck that is making America less and less small-d democratic on an almost daily basis, I recommend that the majority of us not retaliate in kind (e.g. not giving back a one-finger salute to the MAGA maniacs and their delusional, self-anointed defenders), but rather by taking to the streets this coming Saturday, June 14: the day of the nationwide "NO KINGS” protests.    

There are any number of trustworthy online sites where you can get information about what is happening in your community and across the country:

 Newsweek

The “NO KINGS” website

Simply Google “NO KINGS DAY PROTEST” + THE NAME OF YOUR COMMUNITY  Here’s an example

In the words of the late Rep. John Lewis: “Speak up, speak out, get in the way.  Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.”

Here’s hoping that the best and brightest can put the bottom of the barrel back where they truly belong . . .

Copyright©2025, Kurt Franklin Stone

#1,039 The Ketamine Kid Has Left the Building, But RFK, Jr. Just Might Be Here to Stay

                  The “Ketamine Kid”

We begin the month of June with a bit of good news: Elon “The Ketamine Kid” Musk has taken his shiny chainsaw and moved out of both the White House and Mar-a-Lago. His stint as co-president and leader of DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) has been, by any reasonable measure, an abject failure; in the language of Space-X, (his privately-owned, federally-funded [$3.8 billion in 2024 alone] version of NASA), his dream of shrinking the federal government workforce has had a “rapid unscheduled disassembly.” While he originally claimed that he would save the taxpayers $1.6 trillion through cutting out “waste, fraud and abuse, and irrelevant programs” his most recent estimate is a paltry $175 million; experts believe the real number is significantly lower. And, in addition to seeing sales of his Tesla automobiles and cybertrucks (the ugliest looking vehicle in history) tank by as much as 50%, his personal net worth has shrunk by more than 25%. Poor fella!

Truth to tell, the Ketamine-addled Musk (who has also admitted to using Adderall, Ecstasy and psychedelic mushroom [Psilocybin]) has done real damage to both the federal government and the nation’s ability to do good for the impoverished masses at home and around the globe.  Our reputation as a caring partner has been shattered.  To my way of thinking, one of the very worst things Musk did during his unsupervised tenure was the shredding of the United States Agency for International Development. Though a rump operation is operating inside the State Department, the administration says that it has terminated more than 80 percent of U.S.A.I.D. grants. Brooke Nichols, an associate professor of global health at Boston University, has estimated that these cuts have already resulted in about 300,000 deaths, most of them of children, and will most likely lead to significantly more by the end of the year. That is what Musk’s foray into politics accomplished.

So that’s the good news . . . the Psychopath from Pretoria has left the building.

                 H.H.S Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

Now for the bad news: we’re still stuck with Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., who is potentially an even greater threat to the nation’s health (physical, psychological, educational and financial) than the Ketamine Kid.  Even before he was approved by the United States Senate, more than 17,000 members of America’s medical establishment signed a letter from the Committee to Protect Health Care, urging senators to reject his nomination, saying he was “unqualified to lead” and was “actively dangerous”.

RFK, Jr., once known as a highly successful and respected environmental attorney has, over the past many years, morphed into a dysphonic demon who holds dangerous, medically medieval views on everything from vaccines, pesticides, prescription drugs to a description of America’s children as being overmedicated and undernourished. He still  contends that the MMR (Measles, Mumps & Rubella) vaccine is a contributing cause of autism in children . . . a decades-old lie which has been disproven by virtually every epidemiologist and infectious disease specialist on the planet.  In matter of fact, the few “medical people” who agree with RFK seem to be working under him at the National Institutes of Health (NIH), the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), which was headed from 1984 to 2022 by Dr. Anthony Fauci, M.D. and  the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services, whose administrator, Dr. Mehmet Oz, who promoted the antimalarial hydroxychloroquine as a cure for Covid.

Kennedy’s cuts in research funding are absolutely mind-numbing. As but one example, just last week HHS pulled millions of dollars in funding for a human bird flu vaccine developed by Covid vaccine-maker Moderna. Before IT took office for his second term, the Biden administration had awarded $766 million to the Massachusetts-based drugmaker. They invested $176 million last summer, and tacked on another $590 million in January. According to Moderna CEO Stėphane Bancel “While the termination of funding from HHS adds uncertainty, we are pleased by the robust immune response and safety profile observed in the interim analysis of the Phase 1/2 study of our H5 avian flu vaccine. . . . These clinical data in pandemic influenza underscore the critical role of mRNA technology has played as a countermeasure to emerging health threats.”

Moreover, RFK’s call for a blanket requirement for placebo-controlled trials threatens research ethics and vaccine access. HHS says the new plan will “promote transparency” in vaccine research.  In matter of fact (and from my decades of experience vetting clinical trials through an Institutional Review Board [IRB]), I can state that it would affect vaccine access and diminish the public trust.  The change would require all new vaccines to undergo placebo-controlled trials before approval, which means that some people would receive the vaccine and others would get an inert substance, like a saline injection, before the results are compared.  If this had been the case with the initial COVID-19 vaccine, tens - perhaps hundreds - of millions more people would have died during the pandemic for the simple reason that the vaccine would still not be available to the public.    

Now mind you, these - and many other - medical and research policy changes are coming from a Cabinet Secretary who is not an MD, never (to the best of my knowledge) served on an IRB, and who, while telling mothers and fathers not to trust what medical experts say about vaccines one moment, then tells Congress “ . . . people shouldn’t take medical advice from me” the next. I don’t know, perhaps that’s what comes from being a recovering heroin addict who had his brain partially eaten away by a Taenia solium - a pork tapeworm.  Whatever the case, he and his entire department represent a clear and present danger to the health and welfare of the American public.

Make America Healthy Again (MAHA), the Regime’s signature omnibus health program, was created by Executive Order (EO) 14212 on February 13, 2025. It established the President’s Make America Healthy Again Commission, whose stated purpose was/is “to improve the health of Americans, particularly children.” From day one, medical professionals took a “We’ll believe it when we see it” stance. A week ago, HHS and its leadership issued their first report, a 73-page “assessment” of the program. According to Los Angeles Times’ business columnist Michael Hiltzik, “A sloppier, more disingenuous government report would be hard to imagine.“ At least seven sources cited in the report do not exist. HHS hastily reissued the report with some of those citations removed, but without disclosing the changes — an extremely unkosher action in the medical research community. The MAHA report attributes the rise in childhood obesity and diabetes in part to ultraprocessed foods (UPFs). But it’s silent on what experts call the “social determinants of disease,” which are heavily related to economics.  And although the report mentions that safety net programs such as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program — SNAP, or food stamps, school lunch and breakfast programs, and the Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children, or WIC, could play a role in promoting healthy eating, it doesn’t mention that those programs face severe budget cuts from the White House.

There can be no doubt that RFK. Jr. and his medical conspiracists - who are also in favor of giving children raw milk and getting fluoride out of our drinking water - pose an even greater danger to society than the Ketamine Kid.  For while Musk’s chainsaw approach to reducing the federal spending footprint will undoubtedly cost far more than it saved, Kennedy’s “remedies” will likely affect the health and wellbeing of everyone . . . regardless of how rich or poor they are.  Being a multibillionaire (or even a multimillionaire as is RFK, Jr., one of the “poorest” members of the Cabinet) cannot save you from succumbing to a disease for which clinical trials no longer exist.  This is an issue that the vast majority of the American public should understand and get behind: that conspiracies cannot heal the sick, and that properly, ethically-run clinical trials do save lives.

To paraphrase the rabbi in Fiddler on the Roof, “May G-d bless and keep RFK and his conspiracists . . . far away from us.

Copyright©2025 Kurt Franklin Stone