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1,086 Don't Worry: This Won't Be on the Final Exam

Don't Worry: This Won't Be on the Final Exam
Kurt Franklin Stone

Just over a week ago - July 4, 2026 - the “Fondling Father” and anywhere between 4,800 and 7.500 of the MAGA faithful gathered at Mt. Rushmore.  Attendance for the celebration was strictly limited to ticketholders, who had secured their spots through a public lottery. They were all there to listen to their fearless leader speak in celebration of the nation's 250th anniversary.  For non-MAGAites, the question was “What in the world is he going to say?  Will it be scripted, ad libbed, or a combination of the two?”  Will it be warm, patriotic, and historically accurate, or cruel, politically nasty, and barely worthy of a fourth-grader?

It should be noted at the outset that Mt. Rushmore was the ideal setting for the speech; It has repeatedly floated the possibility of having his face carved or blasted into the historic national monument.  Last year, just after he was inaugurated for the second time, Florida congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna proposed it directly: I have officially introduced legislation to place President Trump's face on Mount Rushmore. His remarkable accomplishments for our country and the success he will continue to achieve deserve the highest recognition and honor on this iconic national monument."  

Turns out, POTUS’ speech had Washington, Jefferson, T. Roosevelt, and Lincoln gagging, groaning, and upchucking . . . if such a thing were possible for larger-than-life carvings. For in his Mt. Rushmore speech, after speaking ever so briefly about American exceptionalism (something one would expect on such an august occasion), he veered into a darkly political space, overflowing with warnings about a sinister threat of communism.  “Communism,” he blared, “is a mortal threat to American liberty . . . It is the greatest threat to our country, including World War I, World War II, Pearl Harbor, or even 9/11.”

Say what?  Standing at the base of a monument commemorating some of America’s most prominent presidents, his words were both shocking and historically flat. In the days leading up to July 4, IT, left incredibly angry by how well left-wing Democratic candidates did in New York primary contests (as well as Colorado, Kentucky, Ohio and  Texas), began invoking this communism meme, hoping that it would resonate beyond his core supporters ahead of November’s midterm elections. Between June 23 and July 8, POTUS invoked communism 81 times, calling some of the victorious candidates “hardcore, godless communists.” 

That’s pretty rich coming from a man who lies, cheats, lines his pockets with billions of dollars while serving as POTUS, and has spent less time in church than Thomas Jefferson, America’s most distinguished Deist.  Who in Hell is he to accuse anyone of being “godless?” 

I wish I could get myself a credential and attend one of his pressers (press conference). When it came time for Q&A, I would ask him: “Mr. President.  You keep talking about the grave threat communism poses to America’s future; of how it is the greatest threat to our country than both world wars, Pearl Harbor, or 9/11. My question is this: what kind of communism are you referring to?  Marxism, Leninism, Stalinism, Trotskyism, Maoism, or something else? And while you’re at it, as an apparent expert on the subject, could you briefly explain the differences between these various approaches?”

                            Marx, Lenin, and Mao

Somehow, I don’t think he could answer my question.  And I know it would result in my being disqualified from attending any more such gatherings.  But then again, on those occasions when I’ve been accused of being a Socialist or communist, I have generally asked the person making the accusation what kind of Socialist or communist I am.  What generally follows is something straight out of the Simon and Garfunkel archive: The Sound of Silence.

 And so, let’s take a moment to get ourselves into the know.  And don’t worry, none of this will be on the final exam: 

Marxism is the theoretical-practical framework on which Socialism and Communism are based.

  • Leninism builds upon and elaborates the ideas of Marxism, and served as the philosophical basis for the ideology of Soviet Communism after the Russian Revolution of 1917, and the establishment of the Soviet Union. Vladimir Ilyich Lenin (1870 - 1924) argued in his 1902 pamphlet "What is to be Done?" that the proletariat can only achieve a successful revolutionary consciousness through the efforts of a "vanguard party" composed of full-time professional revolutionaries and through a form of disciplined organization known as "democratic centralism" (whereby decisions are made with internal democracy but then all party members must externally support and actively promote that decision). It holds that Capitalism can only be overthrown by revolutionary means, and any attempts to reform Capitalism from within are doomed to fail. The goal of a Leninist party is to orchestrate the overthrow of the existing government by force, seize power on behalf of the proletariat, and then implement a dictatorship of the proletariat, a kind of direct democracy in which workers hold political power through local councils known as soviets.

  • Stalinism is a more pejorative term for Joseph Stalin's vision of Communism (which Stalin himself described as Marxist-Leninism). Proponents of the term argue that it includes an extensive use of propaganda to establish a personality cult around an absolute dictator, as well as extensive use of a secret police to maintain social submission and silence political dissent, all of which are trappings of Totalitarianism.

  • Trotskyism is the theory of Marxism advocated by Leon Trotsky (1879 - 1940), who considered himself an orthodox Marxist and Bolshevik-Leninist, and argued for the establishment of a vanguard party. Trotsky's politics differed sharply from the Marxism-Leninism of Joseph Stalin, particularly in declaring the need for an international proletarian revolution (as opposed to Stalin's "socialism in one country"), and unwavering support for a true dictatorship of the proletariat based on direct democratic principles. One of the defining characteristics of Trotskyism is the theory of permanent revolution to explain how socialist revolutions could occur in societies that had not yet achieved advanced Capitalism (which, according to Marx, was a prerequisite for socialist revolution).

  • Maoism (or "Mao Zedong Thought") is a variant of Communism derived from the teachings of the Chinese leader Mao Zedong (or Mao Tse-tung) (1893 - 1976), and practiced in the People's Republic of China after the Chinese Revolution of 1949. Maoism developed from the Marxism-Leninism of Stalin, but introduced new ideassuch as Social-Imperialism (Mao accused the Soviet Union of dominating and exploiting the smaller countries in its sphere to the point of organizing their economies around Soviet, not domestic, needs), the Mass Line (a method of leadership that seeks to learn from the masses and immerse the political leadership in the concerns and conditions of the masses - "from the masses, to the masses"), people's war and new democracy. The "Great Leap Forward" of 1958, an attempt to industrialize and improve China's economy, proved to be disastrous, and millions died from the resulting famine. The Cultural Revolution, begun in 1966 under the so-called "Gang of Four" in an attempt to rid the country of any remaining "liberal bourgeois" elements, resulted in further social, political, and economic chaos, eventually bringing the entire country to the brink of civil war. Since Mao died in 1976, his original ideology has been radically altered, marginalized, and reformed in China and has become known as "Socialism with Chinese Characteristics" (which is actually closer to Keynesian Capitalism than Communism). Maoist parties exist in Peru, Nepal, India, and the Philippines.

  • North Korea is not truly communist in the economic or philosophical sense, although it is officially designated as a socialist state and functions as a totalitarian dictatorship. While it originated from Marxist-Leninist ideals, the country abandoned traditional communism in favor of self-reliance and military-first ideologies. In practice, the state enforces strict class divisions, features a dynastic hereditary leadership, and the economy increasingly incorporates elements of private enterprise and informal markets.

                        Roy Cohn & Stephen Miller

Precisely how and why Felon47 got into this “communism is our greatest threat” maneuver makes for a fascinating tale.  First and foremost, we must ask, “Who was POTUS’ earliest political mentor?”  The answer, plain and simple, is “Roy Cohn.” “Who was Roy Cohn?” you might ask.  Well, Cohn (1927-1986) was an attorney who first gained fame as a prosecutor of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg in their trials (1952-53) and as Senator Joseph McCarthy’s chief counsel during the Army-McCarthy hearings in 1954.  Before that, Cohn had been assisting “Tailgunner Joe’s” investigations of suspected communists.   Cohn was chiefly responsible for convincing McCarthy that there was a great deal of political capital to be made in finding “communists under every bed.”  In his dealings with the future president, he undoubtedly shared that bit of political wisdom.

The closest thing to a Roy Cohn in the current White House regime is Stephen Miller. In more ways than one, the resemblance - both sartorially and politically - between Miller and the late Mr. Cohn is startling.  Miller wears the same retro skinny suits that Cohn favored.  Both share pale, hooded eyes that observers describe as cultivating a “just-try-to-stare” that seems to bore through their adversaries.  As writer Martin Vasquez recently noted, “Miller hasn’t just adopted Cohn’s tactics. He has stepped into the same structural role that Cohn played for McCarthy, and later for Trump in the 1970s and 1980s.”  Not only has he single-handedly created POTUS’ views and hardline policy proposals on immigration, Homeland Security, and Birthright Citizenship; he has also likely created his boss’s "reds-under-the-beds”  strategy just in time for the upcoming midterms.  I, for one, cannot see this political blueprint attracting more than a handful of non-MAGA voters.

Personally, as a “Hollywood Brat,” I am absolutely livid at the thought of yet another communist conspiracy raising its head from the muck of idiocy.  Over the years, I had the opportunity to sit and listen to the memories of those charged with being “Premature Anti Fascists” (a nonsensical term used to tar New Dealers in the late 1930s), “knowing Soviet agents,” and just plain “commie bastards” . . . for which they suffered blacklisting, greylisting, bankruptcy, and exile.  I well remember sitting, lunching, and listening to the likes of Norman Corwin, Norma BarzmanHerschel Bernardi, and Marsha Hunt talk about the pain and loathing of the McCarthy era and how they managed to survive - and even flourish.  (n.b. Except for Bernardi [1923-1986], who died from a heart attack at age 63, the other three all lived past 100.) 

Please.  Pay no attention to IT  or his followers when they accuse anyone who doesn’t agree with them of being part of some hideous, lethal communist conspiracy.  These unschooled lunatics haven’t the slightest idea of what they or whom they speak; they are simply affixing a political epithet - and conspiratorial label - to their political enemies in the hope of maintaining a simulacrum (à la Jean Baudrillard’s theory) of power for themselves.

 Just 113 days until the Midterm Elections, comrade!

Copyright©2026 Kurt Franklin Stone

#1,057: "The Best MRI We've Ever Seen!"

Kurt Franklin Stone "The Best MRI We've Ever Seen!"

                                           Brain MRI

This past Thursday, while attending my twice-weekly Institutional Review Board (IRB) teleconference, I suffered an extremely brief, extremely transient neurologic event. It came and went within 45 seconds. It occurred while I was presenting the first of 3 “Continuing Review” reports. At the end of the first report, I was about to say, “I recommend renewing this protocol for an additional 12 months.” Nothing came out of my mouth. After the 45 second gap, I successfully concluded the report (which unanimously passed), and then continued with the second and third continuing reviews . . . both of which came off without a hitch. I’m happy to say that both also passed.

Experiencing a transient brain “hiccup” (now how’s that for a medical term?) in front of nearly a dozen physicians, pharmacologists, medical researchers and galaxy-class diagnosticians, is nothing to be sniffed at. As soon as the meeting adjourned, my colleagues - friends as well - began contacting me, expressing their concern and urging me to get my hind end to an E.R. Within 2 hours, I was checked into a local hospital which, thank G-d, is one of the 2 best in Florida, and began going through a battery of tests to determine whether I had suffered a TIA (Transient Ischemic Attack), a bout of aphasia, or something else.  Over the next 12 hours I had a brain MRI, a continuous EKG, an EEG, an echocardiogram, and an ultrasound . . . along with the normal array of blood tests, blood pressure and heartbeat rate procedures.  At the end, all determinations were negative: I had not had a stroke (thank G-d), and that evening (Friday) I was back on my feet, officiating at Shabbat services. 

There are certain events in the medical universe that get tagged with the word idiopathic, meaning not “could only be contracted by an idiot,” but rather “of unknown cause or mechanism.”  Perhaps the most telling of the various tests was the MRI (magnetic resonance imaging), which showed nothing unusual . . . or in a humorous sense, no extant brain! Before an MRI is ever undertaken, the patient is informed which part the body or which organ is being imaged.  After being read and analyzed (which frequently can take more than an hour or two) the results are told to the patient in terms they can (hopefully) easily understand.  MRIs are not evaluated in terms of "good,” "better,” or "best”; it is not some sort of subjective test.  What it can do is to show any irregularities or progressive tendencies. . .

Now, the reason why I am writing about this is not to tell you my innermost secrets or to give you a 101 course in medical procedure.  Rather, I am writing this due to an irony concerning the 47th POTUS.

As I was in the hospital undergoing the above-referenced tests, IT  was aboard Airforce One, flying back to Mar-a-Lago for the weekend.  While in flight, he was chatting with the various reporters on board.  One of the reporters, a women, asked him:

Reporter: “Mr. President, can you tell us why you needed an MRI?  I understand that the results were good, but what was it for?”

POTUS: “Because it’s part of my physical.  Getting an MRI is very standard.  What?  You think I shouldn’t have it?  Other people got it.”

Reporter: “Typically, an MRI -”  the reporter said before POTUS cut her off.

POTUS: ”The doctor said it was the best result he has ever seen as a doctor . . . that’s it.”

He then went on to call the result “outstanding.”  Dissatisfied with his response, the reporter pressed on:

Reporter: “Was it your brain?  Or your heart? Or . . .

POTUS: “I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.  And they said that I had as good a result as they’ve ever seen.  Now, the other thing I took is I took, as you know, an advanced, very advanced test on mental acuity, because I think a president should have to do that.  And as you probably heard, I aced it.  I got a perfect score.  I got the highest score.  I got a perfect score. . . and the only reason I tell you that is that it’s one subject, unlike Biden, and others, that you can take off your plate.”

For someone who claims not to know what his MRI “analyzed,” it’s hard to see how this could be true. Or maybe he just doesn’t want us to know. Either way, we’re left with a lot more questions than answers.  And by the way, according the the  HIPPA (Health Insurance Portability and Accountability) Act of 1996, all patients (or their legally authorized representative[s] must be fully informed about the procedure.

Just so we're all on the same page, an MRI is a fairly involved process that involves removing clothing, donning earplugs, and lying completely still in a large scanner for extended periods of time with the goal of obtaining quality images of internal structures of the body. Given the amount of effort this process takes, several people on social media pointed out, patients would generally know what body part is being tested.  Felon47’s  response to the reporter aboard Airforce One was, of course a blatant lie.  How can anyone be sure?  Simple: his lips were moving.

As the oldest person ever elected POTUS - and as one whose growing mental deficits are on virtual display every time he steps in front of a camera - we have every reason to be frustrated and fearful. The simple and obvious fact is that no one within the White House - not to mention the group that used to be called “institutionalist Republicans” - has publicly said thing one about his obvious loss of mental acuity.  Especially now when he has sent the world’s largest aircraft carrier (the USS Gerald Ford) into the Caribbean for the stated purpose of  "combatting the drug cartels.”   There can be no doubt that this is neither a military tactic nor for the purpose of preserving and protecting national security; it is addle-brained way of attempting to divert public attention away from the bitterly controversial "Epstein Files” imbroglio. Think about it: this mental basket case’s military dreams are being channeled through Secretary Pete Hegseth, the wingnuttiest member of his (or indeed, any other president’s) Cabinet.  

Now, more than ever, it’s time to invoke the 25th Amendment, the Presidential Disability and Succession Act.” Beside the fact that the chances of this happening are somewhere between “none at all” and “less than that,” if approved, it would turn the Resolute Desk (which now sits at Mar-a-Lago) over to V.P. J.D. Vance, a man who once referred to his then-future boss as “cultural heroin” and said he feared he could be “America’s Hitler.”  But alas, Mr. Vance, like all but a few brave conservative souls, has developed collective amnesia.

Please, if you know anyone who still holds fast to the notion that IT is the greatest POTUS in American history, ask them to explain it to you without mentioning Biden, Obama or Clinton. Tell them to keep it purely positive; to state their case without putting anyone else down. I bet it can’t be done.

Then too, please, please, don’t just sit back and kvetch (Yiddish for “complain”) about the current state of affairs. Get busy: call or write your member of Congress about enacting the 25th Amendment; get active in your local congressional representative’s reelection campaign; become more of a patriot than you have ever been.

Much of the world is wondering whatever became of America: its wisdom, its courage and its leadership.  We are no longer, as IT  would have us believe “more respected in the world than at any time in the past.” 

MRIs are not “good,” “better” or “best.”  What they can show are “improvements,” "problems,” and "time for palliative care.” 

It’s time for the latter . . .  

Copyright©2025 Kurt Franklin Stone